(Source: mattsmithissexi)

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

to tha window

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

to tha wall

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

l4nd—shark:

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

seriously, some of these tattoos are fucking incredible.

(Source: thievinggenius)

bramblepatch:

Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.

books-cupcakes:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

24601%
I’m done.

(Source: baggedmilk)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Girl: I used to watch supernatural but I forgot what season I was on.
Me: How long was Sam's hair?

(Source: mufffliato)

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

(Source: chanandlerb0ng.tumblr)

tinydragongina:

connected-to-harley:

Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like

i don’t like to be handed things

#i’m not sure i’d want him in the delivery room if i were pepper